Ivy: I'm Ivy and nobody else can live up to who I am :3

Me: except Ivy
Ivy's awesome
and so is another Ivy. I call her Ov though
so now I know three Ivy's
you, Ivy, and Ov

Ivy: I'm Ivory. Ivy is a nickname only by people I know and trust.
*noddnodd*

Me: Oh
then i should call you elephant tusk

Ivy: I don't respond to stupid nicknames ^-^

Me: I hope you know you just called Ivory a stupid nickname
Elephant Tusks are made of ivory
;D
see what i did there?

Ivy: So what? Its two different words.

Me: but it's the same thing
synonyms ftw

Ivy: It may mean the same thing but the words are different. Deal with it.

Me: I can deal with things being the same
yes

Ivy: Whatever

Me: you know I lover you
a person i know: xD That's my Sexykinz

Ivy: -.-

Me: .-.

Me: I THINK i made two enemies today. got nothing against them, though, they just dislike me
Elephant Tusk and Whatserface
I forgot her name lol

Ivy: czlowiek ma bardzo krotkie wlosy
glupi ludzie bez zycia

Me: asha baka loka moca shaka ding dong dooey
lets see what this says hmm
"man has very short hair"
how interesting
lets look at the rest
"stupid people with no life
I wonder, am I alive?
Is this real life?
What is air?
How do magnets work?
I wonder
oh I wonder

tl;dr

:c

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