I don't hate you.
Can't we disagree without hating each other? Can't we be annoyed at each other without being hateful?

I think you're being a huge hypocrite right now. You taught me to think critically, but suddenly when I start criticizing you and the things you do, I'm being expostulating. I don't understand why I can't be upset when you don't listen to me.

You can raise your voice at me whenever you're upset, but I can't? No, no. That's like me having an opposing opinion! God forbid I challenge your authority, right?

That's a 'Dad thing'. None of us like being compared to dad. So don't act like him.

How dare I try to put my two cents into my own conversation! Oh man, I'm a horrible child for wanting you to stop tearing everything apart.

I'm so sorry for getting upset about losing my tablet pen. Because we all know that can be easily replaced with our endless stream of income! No biggie!

I'm getting a bit sick of your armchair-psychiatrist lectures. You can pretend that you know what I'm thinking, feeling, and talking about. You can excuse all of my problems with "oh, you're just being hormonal". Okay, whatever. Just don't get mad when I start saying that you are the problem and I back up my argument with actual things that you actual do and say to me. Don't get upset when I'm speaking sensible things. It's all excused because I'm only a teenager.

Now you can just reach into your pocket and pull out eighty dollars for a new tablet set. These things are totally disposable.

By the way, no, you don't understand what every upset kid out there is feeling. It's naive and arrogant to think that you do. Stop speaking for all of us, we can speak ourselves.